I Poop, I Fart, I Burp.... I am a boy

I don't have much to say... the title states it all. Mommy let's me have naked time after dinner and before bath which I LOOOOOOOVE. The other night went like this.....

Naked, playing with toys... Wait a minute... Stand up... Fart in Mother's general direction.... Laugh.... Wait a minute..... Burp up dinner.... Really Laugh cause Daddy's laughing.... Wait a Minute.....Poop on the floor... SMILE.

No Photo necessary.

It's been awhile...

It's been well over a month since Mommy has been able to do much of anything... Daddy tells me it's because I am going to get a baby brother in August. I have to say this disturbs me. If my blog is already suffering because of said baby brother what else is going to go? Diaper changings? Bottles? Snuggle fests with Mommy? I mean really I was not consulted on this new baby brother idea, so I really don't see the issue that Mommy takes it back to the store where she got it. I mean really folks... Three is company right! It's easier to call people a trio than a quartet. No? Not buying that one. Well I will just have to throw a couple of tantrums and remind my little brother of exactly that. HE IS THE LITTLE ONE, I CAME FIRST!